-as I see someone who wants Derek to have a girlfriend as opposed to being with Stiles or Jackson-
I honestly think it is the weirdest thing in the world like what even WHY would you want that just no
Gay ALL the way.
I made my mom watch X-Men First Class today for the first time and during the end when Erik was cradling Charles and speaking the whole ‘I want you by my side’ business, I said ‘they look like such husbands’. And my mom’s eyes widened and she was like ‘Yes. I’ve been getting suspicious vibes from them throughout the whole movie but I didn’t want to say anything!’
![babsdarling:
asinglebullet:
notsammy-sam:
ask-the-mighty-thor:
Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface?
That is … that is conceding defeat!
This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen!
When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins!
And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone.
And you have one in me. I swear it to you.
((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.))
[[Jesus, go home- Thor has taken the wheel.]]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5070zvxrR1rvtgajo1_500.jpg)
Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface?
That is … that is conceding defeat!
This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen!
When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins!
And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone.
And you have one in me. I swear it to you.
((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.))
[[Jesus, go home- Thor has taken the wheel.]]

“-WHEN YOU NEED THE BEST- Agressive, compassionate representation you can count on.”
OH GOD.
oh, phonebook.
“It’s trolls!” said Bilbo from behind a tree.
omg…
Page 45 is just a giant full-page colour photograph of a kingfisher.
Ummm.
American Gods, Neil Gaiman
“-perimentally , with one finger, he found it deeply hurt—and a swollen lower lip.”
…
I don’t usually reblog these things, but this one was kind of funny and I wanted to share.
“After the graveside service, the funeral director handed everyone a long-stemmed flower.” Star Girl by Jerry Spinelli.“Anderson didn’t immediately send his crew chasing after the fleeing mercs.” Mass Effect: Revelation by Drew Karpyshyn
“It was, like most of the rooms in the Institute, an unused bedroom, meant for visiting Shadowhunters.”
Clockwork Prince, Cassandra Clare
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFT ACCURATE
“Standing at the base of the tower on the edge of the river Styx, the two see signal lights on the horizon that come toward them and turn out to be a boat.”
Canto VIII, Dante’s Inferno, Text adaptation by Sandow Birk and Marcus Sanders
“I played with the thing for awhile.”
The Bird King and other sketches by Shaun Tan
Uhm
“Holmes locked the door to the suite behind us.” Kissing Sherlock Holmes
OH BABY YES.
“Meanwhile, somebody had pulled the fire alarm, mistakenly thinking where there’s smoke there must be fire.”
- Wonderland Avenue
God, this is actually…scarily accurate. There are a lot of people who think that I’m a lot more a) sexually available b) sexually experienced than I really am, because of the things that I say and the way I act.
“The Catholic Church attempted to eradicate pagan worship by incorporating major pagan holidays into Christian ones.”
Yeah, I don’t know either. Obviously something really odd is up with my sex life…
“I should head home actually” I said ” Im Kinda Tired”
…. Youve gotta be effin kidding me … No joke that is what it said … My life stinks obviously

the ABC’s of eric northman - eloquent

This is My Childhood in a song!!!!! Gahhhh I love it so much.
#crying #the best part is clark’s I KNOW #he’s like genuinely apologetic #GOSH LOIS YOU’RE RIGHT I CAN’T BELIEVE I DIDN’T RECOGNISE THE CURVATURE OF YOUR ASS SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY WRONG
THIS FILM HERE. IT TURNED ME INTO THE PERSON I AM NOW. SERIOUSLY.